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The Trumpeter

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Actions can be more dangerous than weapons.

For hundreds of years, the east and the west were at war. Each side of this war had very large armies. In these armies were those who carried swords, those who carried axes, and those who carried sharp spears. But in the very back of the convoy in the east, was a young boy who did not like weapons or fighting , he loved music. This boy was a trumpeter. While the other easter soldiers practiced combat and shared battle stories he would sit and practice his favorite songs. One day the Eastern army was marching very close to enemy lines. The western soldiers caught them all and locked them up. As they were carrying away his comrades the trumpeter shouted " Please you do not want to take me. I am just a trumpet player. I have never touched a sword, or an ax or a sharp spear!". The Western army laughed and exclaimed " silly boy, you wear their uniform and you march with them you are just as dangerous as the man carrying the sword." With this, they hoisted the trumpeter into a cage and sent him away with the others. He never played his trumpet again.

Hello! I am a Fably! My friends and I all come from the stories of Aesop. He was a guy who lived 2,500 years ago in ancient Greece. He told stories that were loved so much we still tell them today. Now you can take me home, read my story, and invent your own! I come with my own magnetic accessory that you can wear as well. Just put the metal clasp on one side of your shirt and my magnetic object on the other. When people ask about your cool new pin , you can tell them my story just like Aesop did thousands of year ago!

Curse Club haunts every single graveyard, home, and planet in the known universe. Club members set off EMF meters, whisper fables in your ear, spot cryptids, and viciously fight off a death phobic society.

Curse Club is run by comic drawing ghosts Lillian Melcher and AGLENNCO.